cowsinlove:

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

(via friedfriends)

kristina100000:

kristina100000:

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

😐

(via friedfriends)

peeingwithmypenis:

shiftythrifting:

literally would’ve worn this to the met gala if I was invited

(via intensional)

bpdtomwambsgans:

(via the-thorster)

jjjuiceboxxx:

this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

(via friedfriends)

compassionatereminders:

No, taking that shower, eating that meal, cleaning your space, going on that walk or having that conversation won’t cure you, but there’s a good chance it’ll make you less miserable in the moment - and isn’t that a fine goal by itself?

(via intensional)

yellowwperil:

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

(via intensional)

moveslikekeithrichards:

Epic Win! found a loose ibuprofen in my pocket

(via intensional)